Privacy Policy

Your privacy is important to us, and it is the Site owner(s)’s policy to respect your privacy regarding any information we may collect while operating the Site. (However, you should assume that various government agencies are recording everything you say and do online, and behave accordingly.)

We have developed this Policy in order for you to understand how we collect, use, communicate and disclose and make use of personal information. The following outlines our privacy policy.

  • Before or at the time of collecting personal information, we will identify the purposes for which information is being collected.
  • This site uses cookies and various other forms of tracking software that allows us to monitor traffic, identify popular articles, understand how visitors use the site, and help the site rank in search engines. You can turn off cookies in your web browser if you prefer. We’re cool with that, but certain site features may not work correctly.
  • We will collect and use of personally identifying information solely with the objective of fulfilling those purposes specified by us and for other compatible purposes, unless we obtain the consent of the individual concerned.
  • If you register for an account on this site, you agree to be contacted by us via email. We may send you important announcements about trending articles, site functionality, availability, or new features. We may also send you very carefully screened promotional messages on behalf of vendors we like and think you will like (but we won’t release your personal data to any third party except to fulfill your order or request.) We promise not to be jerks about this and you can unsubscribe at any time.
  • Our intention is to never share your personally identifiable information with any alphabet agency except at gunpoint with a lawful court order. Although we would like to believe that we would stand up to The Man and rot in Guantanamo rather than share your Yahoo email address with the Federales, we will probably crack under duress. Just telling you now. And if we’re faced with a Jack Bauer-style “break the law or the terrorists kill millions” moral dilemma, we will probably choose saving someone’s life over breaking the privacy policy on our little website. Just so you know.
  • We will protect personal information by reasonable security safeguards against loss or theft, as well as unauthorized access, disclosure, copying, use or modification. However, this site is hosted on servers operated by a third party, and data is transmitted over unsecured lines, so please do not share sensitive or confidential information except in secure areas of the site such as e-commerce forms.
  • We will make readily available to customers information about our policies and practices relating to the management of personal information.

We are committed to conducting our business in accordance with these principles in order to ensure that the confidentiality of personal information is protected and maintained. The Site owner(s) may change its Privacy Policy from time to time, and at the Site owner(s)’s sole discretion.